my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
this was probably a first in beyonces whole life
#Harry is like ‘oh really how do you think i got this boy?’#And Louis is like ‘fuck yeah he got me’
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask
guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask
fucking Bryan Cranston.
Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression