gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

  • Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
  • Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*

“He has two really good qualities: He has a deep voice, which is really explored a lot on the recordings we did for [One Direction’s second album]. He’s a good complement to Harry’s raspy voice. Their voices sound really good together.”

Carl Falk, about Louis Tomlinson. (x)

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

Anonymous;
i hope u'll feel better soon<3

Thanks dear

#Harry is like ‘oh really how do you think i got this boy?’#And Louis is like ‘fuck yeah he got me’

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression